The joke thread

This one can be adapted to many sports and situations :

Three alpinist friends are climbing the Mont-Blanc together. One is a Ferrari fan, one a McLaren fan and the third one a Williams fan. The climb goes well except that all along the way they argue about who amongst them loves his favourite F1 team the most.

Finally they reach the top and the McLaren fan says : "OK you assholes, I'm gonna prove you right here right now I am the one who loves his favourite team the most.". He then runs as fast as he can and jumps to his death in the void below while shouting "McLaren for everrrrrr !!!!".

The other two are a bit puzzled, but then the Ferrari fans grabs the Williams fan, throws him off the cliff and shouts "Forza Ferrariiiii !!!" \o/.

Haha indeed I knew that one with another plot, that went like this: A brit, a french, an american and a mexican are flying in an airplane over the mountains. One engine dies and they have to throw weight, but there are no parechutes. So the brit opens the door, yells "Remember Trafalgar!!" and jumps out. Some time later another engine dies and they have to throw more weight, so the french opens the door, yells "Remember Austerlitz!" and jumps out. Unfortunately, another engine stops and even more weight has to be thrown. So the american opens the door and yells: "Remember El Alamo" - and throws the mexican.